Beware: single-spaced emails that begin with assurances that their purpose is to clear the air
Beware
shorts: with inseams the width of your hand; in colors of Skittles in anything larger than a size 2; with pockets you will be tempted to overfill
Beware
the shameless intrigue of Judge Judy
Beware
ellipses and exclamation points and their tendency to multiply
entering a hardware or drug store without a list
Beware
the tendency to think your memory of any given event is and remains completely accurate
transporting a full bag of candy on the passenger seat when you are the only one in the car
movies recommended by someone in the midst of an ugly break-up
Beware..coffee on close-out
beware lutheran preachers on sermon day 🙂
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