Beware


Beware:  single-spaced emails that begin with assurances that their purpose is to clear the air

Beware

shorts:   with inseams the width of your hand;  in colors of Skittles in anything larger than a size 2; with pockets you will be tempted to overfill

Beware

the shameless intrigue of Judge Judy

Beware

ellipses and exclamation points and their tendency to multiply

entering a hardware or drug store without a list

Beware

the tendency to think your memory of any given event is and remains completely accurate

transporting a full bag of candy on the passenger seat when you are the only one in the car

movies recommended by someone in the midst of an ugly break-up

Beware..coffee on close-out

 

 

 

 

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