It seems Tracy and I are at the point of considering getting an agent. An agent? My pinball-like-brain begins firing. A SECRET Agent? Can we get a secret agent? I’ve always wanted my very own secret agent! (NOTE: Please leave a comment if you know which famous agent is represented in the tattoo on this post : )
A cleaning agent? Will it get the stain out of my navy blue dress that I can’t wear and I can’t bring myself to throw away?
An agent of change? Will I have to change? Will having an agent change us? Will the change be a good one?
AGENT: From the latin word agere meaning to DO.
An agent to help us publish Life Unplanned….a collective memoir about ordinary people and all that we’ve DONE.
Of course we need an agent! Which still makes me think….spy. Which reminds me I need to go to the library for some more suspense thrillers.
While at the library, I pick up a book of poetry and find this little gem! I hope you like it; I sure did.
My Agent Says
by R.S. Gwynn
My agent says Los Angeles will call.
My broker says to sell without delay.
My doctor says the spot is very small.
My lover says get tested right away.
My congressman says yes, he truly cares.
My bottle says he’ll see me after five.
My mirror says to pluck a few stray hairs.
My mother says that she is still alive.
My leader says we may have seen the worst.
My mistress says her eyes are like the sun.
My bride says that it’s true I’m not the first.
My landlord says he’d think about a gun.
My boss says that I’d better take a chair.
My enemy says turn the other cheek.
My rival says that all in love is fair.
My brother says he’s coming for a week.
My teacher says my work is very neat.
My ex-wife says I haven’t heard the last.
My ushers says the big guy’s in my seat.
My captain says to bind him to the mast.
My master says I must be taught my place.
My conscience says my schemes will never fly.
My father says he doesn’t like my face.
My lawyer says I shouldn’t testify.
My buddy says this time I’ve got it bad.
My first love says she can’t recall my name.
My baby says my singing makes her sad.
My dog says that she loves me all the same.
My pastor says to walk the narrow path.
My coach says someone else will get the ball.
My God says I shall bend beneath His wrath.
My agent says Los Angeles may call.